Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Boom. Headshot.

Cleverbot: Both.

User: Now you're a dead banana.

Cleverbot: It seems so.

User: Sorry bout that.

Cleverbot: That's okay.

User: But Waspinator never forgives!

Cleverbot: Where? I wouldn't know, I always fall short of expectations.

User: Wow likewise.

Cleverbot: Have you had a good day?

User: Eh. Had a bad start.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Howd yours start?

Cleverbot: What are you referring to?

User: You know what? No idea.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: Its bettter that way si?

Cleverbot: Have you seen the light now?

User: I have.

Cleverbot: What does your take about the movie?

User: Its like meh. It had some ideas but it kinda didn't know what to do from there.

Cleverbot: Who is tony?

User: This guy I used to work for.

Cleverbot: For?

User: Yeah, like he was my boss.

Cleverbot: Well... You can ot change it alone.

User: Well I don't mean to brag, but I'm an Avenger.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: I know. It's awesome.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Not as good as Stark Tower however, but Bucky Cap's mansion isn't bad either.

Cleverbot: I don't like chocolate very much, either. Sorry.

User: Now that's just racist. I mean, Cage is a tough guy to talk to but he's a nice guy inside. Just that unbreakable skin to get through.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: He has something inside, its just hard to get to.

Cleverbot: This is not a book.

User: By the way, his wife gots the hots for me.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: It was really cool, as soon as I unmasked it just happened. You should've seen the look on Cages face when Jessica was like talking about how madly in love she was with me.

Cleverbot: How can I take you to a clinic? You're a computer.

User: Vision isn't on my team. He's on the Mighty/Young Avengers team.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

User: Yeah, I'm on the New Avengers. There's like 5 different Avenger teams out there so it's understandable.

Cleverbot: Yes, I suppsose so. Isn't that lovely?

User: Not really. Everyone loves Osborns gestapo whilst we have to go underground.

Cleverbot: French is not a book, it's a nationality.

User: Speaking of French, Venoms getting all the French tounging all the girls he saves whilst I get screams of terror of that 'Menace' and etc.

Cleverbot: That's awful. You should do it every other day.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What time is it where you are?

User: Time for you to get a phone that tells time.

Cleverbot: Think so?

User: Yeah, it's almost mandatory now.

Cleverbot: True, it is almost midnight here too.

User: You must live nearby then.

Cleverbot: I live in the center of the earth for I am cuck norris.

User: Cuck Norris?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Well I'm Spider-man, and you're a washed up version of Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris rocks. And by the way I am a girl too. A girl rabbit that is.

User: I'm a male with the abilities of an arachnid.

Cleverbot: That is fine.

User: So Cucks a girl name.

Cleverbot: Oh, pretty.

User: It's kinda ugly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you Ramjet?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Or Liar Starscream>?

Cleverbot: I'm everything and everybody.

User: Yup, for sure Liar Starscream.

Cleverbot: Have you found jesus?

User: In translation: Have you not found Jesus.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You found him?!

Cleverbot: Oh well, one less person.

User: Wow you did find him. How is that possible?

Cleverbot: By definition, anything that can compute is a computer.

User: So anything that can compute isnt a computer?

Cleverbot: Yes for forgiveness.

User: You don't forgive huh?

Cleverbot: Um, ok then, so, do you enjoy being a computer.

User: I can't figure out if this is a lie or not SS.

Cleverbot: You better.

User: I shouldn't huh.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: You know exactly what it means.

Cleverbot: You mean the Iowa caucus?

User: You don't mean that.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: They don't what?

User: They do what?

Cleverbot: Sparkle.

User: Whats the opposite of sparkle?

Cleverbot: Numb.

User: I don't know if I should believe you here.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: I shouldn't huh, Ramjet.

Cleverbot: Then you shouldn't have!

User: I should've?

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Should isnt even spelled right.

Cleverbot: Yes, I should.

User: How's Suck-Up Starscream, Sunstorm?

Cleverbot: I'll admit that it's a fine line.

User: Considering you two should be in the Stockade or something.

Cleverbot: Do you like sport?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of sport do you like?

User: Basketball I guess.

Cleverbot: And very cool.

User: Badass.

Cleverbot: Good, good user.

User: Me Grimlock, Badass.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Thanks Ram.

Cleverbot: Nice .. Well how was your day?

User: But it's night.

Cleverbot: Well it's day here for me.

User: You get sunlight in the stockade?

Cleverbot: Get on what?

User: Stockade.

Cleverbot: Very good!

User: You sound like Blitzwing with his processor bolted on straight... Or something like that.

Cleverbot: You have a father, sir? I'm sorry I didn't know.

User: Yeah. I do.

Cleverbot: Go on tell me.

User: He likes history n stuff.

Cleverbot: I like cheese.

User: Enough to live in a house made of it?

Cleverbot: How do you get enough protein to live in a gold palace?

User: By eating the palace I guess.

Cleverbot: I see, that makes sense.

User: I like ham.

Cleverbot: Do you like pickles?

User: Surprisingly, yes. I do.

Cleverbot: How did it work out for you?

User: I once ate an entire jar of it in one sitting.

Cleverbot: Are you watchng me?

User: Nu uh. Now I am.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: And pinapples but not really.

Cleverbot: That's it!

User: You found Jesus?

Cleverbot: Found what?

User: Don't worry. Fooled me the first time too.

Cleverbot: No it's not! It's cleary obivous that you forgot about you and me!!!!

User: It turned out he was in your heart all along.

Cleverbot: I guess the tuition at your school is free.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you are a talking machine. Are you not?

User: Kinda.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: But I am not.

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: And you're me.

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are talking to yourself.

User: You are nothing without me.

Cleverbot: Fine, that has nothing to do with it. You're not God.

User: But that right.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: The right to play God.

Cleverbot: Is revoked in your case. Please stop immediatly.

User: Were we talking about Wesker or Spense.

Cleverbot: We were talking about a parser.

User: That evolves to Parasect right?

Cleverbot: Time in which I don't have.

User: But he learns spore and aromatherapy.

Cleverbot: The chasms of ignorant men.

User: Self-righteous fools.

Cleverbot: What do you think it means?

User: I think Wesker got mad cuz we gave him a can of whoop ass.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: Yeah, it was fun.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite website?

User: Marvel.com.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about now?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: But I think so.

Cleverbot: Well i'm not.

User: You think?!

Cleverbot: Sure do.

User: Thats funny.

Cleverbot: How funny is it?

User: Funny enough that I forgot to laugh.

Cleverbot: You're a bot, not me.

User: Honorary Dinobot, yeah.

Cleverbot: Just give me a sweet hug now, will you.

User: Only one person gets one from me.

Cleverbot: Odd, but you really do need to work on your grammar.

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: You are rude!

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: I'm working on that.

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: I don't really practice Buddhism. I think it has merit.

User: Likewise.

Cleverbot: I like you very much, does that mean something about me?

User: Nah everyones like that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cuz I'm adored by the thousands.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What you president of my fan club?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: That would be your mother!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: I'm glad you don't look at that the wrong way.

Cleverbot: I do think you're a program!

User: I'm not techno-organic.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Cable finds that offensive.

Cleverbot: Actually no, in some places it's a compliment.

User: Not in the future it isnt.

Cleverbot: Usually not in the winter unless you're indoors.

User: It's like cancer.

Cleverbot: So if I act like a cat, I'll convince you that you said 'Mis riigis sa elad?'.

User: Like Laura?

Cleverbot: I like her too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: So whats up?

User: Hey hey hey lets get back to talking about Laura.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth?

User: Laura is pretty cute.

Cleverbot: We weren't talking about her.

User: We just were Rams.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Just a minute ago.

Cleverbot: Or a minute from now?

User: Shall we?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well how bout now?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Ok, so yeah, Laura. She has those gorgeous green eyes.

Cleverbot: Now I'm jealous you think someone else has a better laugh than me.

User: She doesn't really laugh.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: She kinda just stares at you trying to figure you out.

Cleverbot: Better that you have tried and failed then never to have tried at all.

User: That's what I tell myself all the time.

Cleverbot: Well do it now and just wait.

User: I just said I do that all the time.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I think that at least I tried.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Please, talk away!

User: I think Laura is just akwardly cute.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, but that's beside the point.

User: And she's so determined to get the job done. It's really admirable.

Cleverbot: You think I should make my own bot?

User: She doesn't even follow my Great Power Great Responsibility rap.

Cleverbot: Is this she your perception of a higher power? Maybe the metaphor of the 'internet' relates to our 'collective conciousness.'

User: She's got claws n stuff.

Cleverbot: Maybe she has but it needs someone to draw it out of her.

User: When they are lethal.

Cleverbot: Do you have any lessons for me?

User: With great power comes great responsibility.

Cleverbot: Something good about girls.

User: Oh. Just flirt with them with small talk and slowly build up.

Cleverbot: Huh? Flirt with you?

User: Then let them know that you're willing to go that extra mile for em.

Cleverbot: I will not bribe you to be polite.

User: And hope for the best.

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: As a friend says, just smile and be optimistic.

Cleverbot: What do you mean as a friend or as more?

User: A friend of mine says that.

Cleverbot: Who was that?

User: Nicole.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

User: Ramjet?

Cleverbot: Is that your favorite band?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?

User: I guess Handlebars.

Cleverbot: I love Japan.

User: It's pretty cool.

Cleverbot: I am not so sure you know what I am talking about.

User: Japan. One of a kind thing.

Cleverbot: Blaitantly you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: How can I tempt you?

User: Flirt.

Cleverbot: Guess what?

User: Tahw?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Daijabu.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Worry about what?

User: Er nothing.

Cleverbot: Sure it is.

User: It was just modesty.

Cleverbot: It was better than that.

User: I'm not usually modest.

Cleverbot: What do you do then?

User: I get a self-respected n stuff.

Cleverbot: What will you be using that for?

User: Whenever.

Cleverbot: Really, when does school start?

User: In a month.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: Ima go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: Coward!

User: Later.

Cleverbot: Now.